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Joke of the Day
"Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!"
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"I love walking around the house naked. Damn neighbors keep complaining. They think I should do it in the house."
"I got fired from my office job for misunderstanding the meaning of 3 hole punch."
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"Just finished a chat via text msg in which the girl finished every single sentence with ""lol"". It was draining lol. Wanna kill myself lol."
"""May I take your order?"" the waiter asked. ""Yes how do you prepare your chickens?"" ""Nothing special sir"" he replied. ""We just tell them straight out that they're going to die."""
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