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Joke of the Day

"Redundancy: An airbag in a politician's car!"

"Just saw a Christmas tree drive by with a Smart Car strapped to the bottom of it."

"In the book I'm currently reading, there's a section that talks about the vagina. It's my favourite passage."

"I went to the Middle East with some marijuana... ... and I got stoned! ###AMIRITE?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!^imsosorry"

"I tried dusting after five energy drinks now my house is on fire."

"Why don't Jehovah Witnesses like Halloween? Because they don't like random people knocking on their doors"

"What is the vampire's favorite slogan? Please Give Blood Generously."

"How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Tentacles"

"Sadly, my day requires pants."

"Whenever I see people exercising early in the morning I think, ""Wow! I'm so impressed I'm up this early!"""