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Joke of the Day
"""Always remember me."" - Anonymous."
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"A joke about Reddit's censorship policy. <removed>"
"How does every black joke start? *Looks over shoulder *"
"Why did the gynecologist get taken in for questioning? He smelled a little fishy. Edit: a word."
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"What do you call a society governed by men with no testicles? An anorchy... ...I swear, that one KILLED at the urology convention"
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