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Joke of the Day
"""Always remember me."" - Anonymous."
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"I wish I could hang out with Gwen Stefani. We would discuss which shit is/isn't bananas."
"Losing your phone is the adult version of having your balloon fly away."
"4-yr-old son gave smartest answer ever to ""How do you know if something is art?"" ""People tell you."""
"How do you stop an Armenian tank? You shoot the guys pushing it."
"me: ""what is a librarian's favourite food?"" dog: me: ""SHUSHI lmao"" dog: [starts putting his toys in suitcase]"
"TIL that 9/10 Doctors agree , drinking water is good for children The tenth doctor lives in Flint, Michigan. EDIT: calm down /u/Andimbacksucker"
"I was once blind for a couple of years... It was a very dark time in my life."
"What is Macauley Culkins favorite salad dressing? Neverland Ranch."
"What do bulimic stone masons do? Binge and parge."