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Joke of the Day
"Two dyslexics run into a bank and shout Air in the hands motherstickers! This is a fuck up!"
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"When watching Michael Jackson's coffin being pushed away by the Jackson Brothers, was anybody else reminded of those two words... Cool Runnings."
"Socialism jokes are only funny... ...if everybody gets them."
"My dog saw a sign on a wall that said ""wet paint""... So he did."
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"What's the most popular board game in Canada Sorry."