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Joke of the Day

"What it Princess Zelda's favorite food? Hot Links"

"Why was the liquor trader arrested? Because he was in cider trading"

"Guaranteed best way way for anyone to catch a Bird.(pour salt on it) Because If you pour salt on it, your close enough to just pick it up."

"Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys."

"You've heard about the moron pilot who once made a tricky landing, haven't you?It was the shortest runway he'd ever seen. And the widest, too."

"I was constipated today and cursed my butt with an appropriate word Asshole."

"What do you call a racist 19th century artist? Oppressionist"

"Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice? Because he only knows about The White Stripes."

"how many cops does it take to push a black man down stairs? none, he ""fell"""

"It's a far cry for Pokemon Omega Ruby to catch up to Alpha Sapphire in sales https://games.yahoo.com/blogs/plugged-in/xbox-one-surges-to-console-victory-in-november-012230994.html"