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Joke of the Day
"Why wouldn't you ask the zebra for music advice? Because he only knows about The White Stripes."
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"Me: how much is all the money in the world? Genie: not sure exactly Me: give me a ballpark figure POOOF *I'm now the size of Shea Stadium"
"How does a _____ (insert race, occupation, etc. ) find his goat in tall grass? Very satisfying"
"Me: *gets in from fishing trip* Girlfriend: did you catch anything? Me: *sighs* just an old boot Girlfriend: okay, what's she called?"
"What's the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair"
"Why did the noodle hide from the other noodles? Because he was Alfredo pasta!"
"How did the scientist like his guacamole? With lots of Avogadro!"
"What do we want? LOW FLYING AIRPLANE NOISES! When do we want them? NNNEEEEEEEOOOOOOOWWWWWwwwwwwww"
"My friend told me that he never learned to use a bicycle I told him it's not too bad, its like riding a bike"
"Why couldn't the two melons get married? Because they cantaloupe."