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Joke of the Day

"Q: What did the blonde do when she found out she was pregnant with triplets? A: She went looking for the three guys."

"Johnnie Walker, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam walk into a bar What is this, said the bartender, Alcoholics Eponymous?"

"I just drank another bottle of brake fluid. My friends think I'm addicted, but I can stop when I want to."

"Q: What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? A: Roberto."

"My years of napping and making out with strangers have prepared me for a solid career as a CPR dummy"

"I think Google's a woman... Because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions."

"What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general? Napoleon Bunnyparte!"

"What brings the monster's babies? The Frankenstork."

"Saw a link to this guy speaking Xhosa ..but I assumed it was just clickbait."

"How big of a difference is there between the male and female reproductive system? There's a vas deferens."