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Joke of the Day
"Why was the liquor trader arrested? Because he was in cider trading"
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"A 13-pound baby was born in GERMANY?? C'mon Mississippi, this is why we keep you around"
"My girlfriend doesn't know this, but I put a dollar in an envelope every time we have sex. That's all I'm spending on her for Christmas. So far she's getting a McChicken."
"How does a redhead shave his pubes? Gingerly"
"That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief."
"So it looks like Donald Trump does have a big dick, Especially when he holds it with those tiny hands."
"Did you hear about the dumb woman who had... Did you hear about the woman who had two chances to get Pregnant? She blew them both..."
"Where did the kid with adhd go? Aushwitz"
"What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."
"[Dollar Store Interview] ""What are your qualifications?"" [Slides over a dollar] ""Cashier job is yours"" [Slides $2] ""Welcome to Management"""