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Joke of the Day

"Cashier: What does your tattoo say? Me: It doesn't talk. Cashier: Ya, but what does it say? Me: IT DOESN'T TALK. Cashier: Ok, Ma'am."

"When people try to play games with you, simply choose not to play. Unless it's Naked Twister. Never turn down Naked Twister."

"What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies."

"The tv remote fell under the bed so I guess it's TBS, on an uncomfortably high volume, for the next 5 years."

"Cows What do you call a cow on no legs? Ground beef. What do you call a cow on three legs? Tri-Tip. What do you call a cow on two legs? Your mom."

"What is an Ewoks favorite hotel accommodation? An Endor Pool!"

"What's the difference between feminists and Nazis? The Nazis had a purpose"

"Those people that get up and are already home from the gym by 7 a.m. make me believe the movie Men in Black just may be true after all."

"Funniest joke you will ever hear. You."

"Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet? Because he didn't drywall."