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Joke of the Day
"Why didn't the construction worker like to get wet? Because he didn't drywall."
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"Rabbis Don't get paid for circumcisions. But they get to keep the tips."
"What do you do when your Apple device gets warm? Ask apple to open the backdoor."
"Abortion jokes aren't funny Cut it out."
"- 911, what's your emergency? - My nephew just swallowed a lighter! - What's your address? - Never mind, I found some matches."
"Why won't a black man go see a 3d movie? He'd rather spend his money on a forty"
"An employee texts his boss ""What's the difference between this morning and your daughter...?"" (Slightly nsfw) His boss answers ""I don't know."" The employee replies ""I'm not coming in this morning!"""
"Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier? A: A reproductive organ."
"What do you get when you cross a lion with a stone? Killed."