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Joke of the Day
"Funniest joke you will ever hear. You."
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"I hate when people make fun of people with epilepsy It makes me so mad I shake and twitch with anger"
"Dating in your 30s is like looking for a Parking spot..... The good ones are all Taken. The rest are either handicapped or too far away."
"A man walks into a grocery store in the countryside and asks...[brazilian joke] How much is a dozen bananas?   And the cashier replies:   -Twelve bananas"
"Why should you never BBQ on your roof? The steaks are too high. ^I'll ^see ^myself ^out"
"Why does Donald Trump take anti-anxiety pills? To prevent Hispanic attacks"
"[electric chair] ""Any requests for your final minutes?"" ""Yeh, I want the last episode of Lost explained."" *acquitted on a technicality"
"Where does the pervert keep the underwear he steals? In his briefcase!"
"Why did the sweet scented man called Paul change his name to Saul? He liked the P, but preferred the essence the change."
"Knock Knock... Knock knock Who's there? Boo. Boo who? No need to cry, it's only a joke."