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Joke of the Day
"There's way too much nudity on TV programs these days... I just sit there shaking my fist at them."
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"What's the same about an election and an erection? They're only one letter different, and both are about a dick rising to power."
"""This is wrong on sooo many levels"" I say to my victims as I rob them at gun point on elevators."
"Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death."
"I just wrote a check for 6 dollars, so I don't really wanna hear about your 'summer' house."
"Lesbians favourite vegetable? Okra Edit: For the people who don't get it [Okra, also known as ladies' fingers](#s)"
"Two bacteria walk into a bar. The bartender says, ""We don't serve bacteria here."" And the bacteria says, *""But we work here. We're staph.""*"