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Joke of the Day

"If Donald Trump becomes president.. If Donald Trump becomes president of an Island population of only himself, there will still be anarchy."

"Don't mind me. Just over here shaking my phone like a Magic 8-Ball, trying to get the screen to rotate back."

"So a waste depository is where you put the waste you never want to see again... And /r/funny is reddits largest humour depository."

"What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They're married."

"I found a shop that sells clothing made of brick. It's a hardware store."

"So I was driving home from work and I saw what looked like a giant weasel It was humongoose."

"Ok so I met this one guy who told me he lived in Paris. To make a long story short, he lived in Paris TX."

"When I hear ""Tropical Depression"" I think of Toucan Sam sitting in a rain-forest crying. :("

"Who's bad at baseball but fun at parties? A pitcher filled with margaritas!"

"Knock knock joke I came up with in the 3rd grade... Knock, knock. Who's there? Nunya. Nunya who? Nunya dang business who?"