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Joke of the Day

"Bono and the Edge walk into a bar... The bartender looks up at them and says ""Oh, not you two again.""."

"What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac? Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog."

"Schools kind of like a penis.. long and hard, unless you're asian."

"Engineers are sexual intellectuals or in other words... Fucking know-it-alls"

"I think the only way I'll ever be motivated to go to the gym is if I'm in prison."

"What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian? Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason."

"Why did the Mexican try to wear his taco? He was dyslexic."

"A very tall and handsome man walks into a bar and suffers a mild concussion."

"What do you call an abortion in Prague? A cancelled Czech."

"Where do fortune tellers buy their clothes? Sears."