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Joke of the Day
"A lot of women can't drive because they're too busy giving mixed signals. @MaleHonesty86"
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"Your kid is running around the store screaming at the top of his lungs annoying everyone and I'm the asshole for tripping him??"
"What does Trump say after sex? ""You're the best daughter ever."" (Credit for inspiration to the ""What does Bill say to Hilary after sex"" joke)"
"Can you say your strengths? ""Your strengths"" No like what are they ""My legs maybe"" No, like for work ""Oh lol sorry, idk prob communication"""
"Frenchman in sandals What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Philippe flop I'll let myself out"
"An attractive Girl sits on a guys lap After a few second the girl asks ""You don't have a boner? How do you do it?"" The man replies ""Its harder than you think."""
"The thing about midgets and dwarfs... they have very little in common."
"[furiously trying to stir a stick of butter into a glass of milk] ""Don't you wish there was an easier way?"" [cut to carton of butter milk]"
"I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better."
"Today I am celebrating 100 days without alcohol! Not consecutively, though."