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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a zombie steals an idea Plaguegiarism Jesus Christ dafuq is wrong with me"
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"What's the difference between a dirty bus stop & a lobster with breast implants.. One's a crusty bus station and the other's a busty crustacean."
"What is a Jamaican's favorite video game? Smoke-a-mon"
"I recently started smoking... It was all dunhill from there"
"How do weathermen get up a mountain? They climate"
"I laughed at my friend for being unable to juggle... Turns he just didn't have the balls to do it."
"Q: How does Hitler tie his shoes? A: With little Nazis."
"""No woman, no cry."" - Tarzan breaking up with girlfriend."
"Batman Begins Scrapbooking #AddaWordRuinaMovie"
"""Men are pigs"" - misandrist &/or world's worst biologist"