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Joke of the Day
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it in the oven until it's Bill Withers"
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"My doctor wrote me a prescription for dailysex... ...but my girlfriend insists it says dyslexia."
"Somebody should open an arcade called The Jungle, and hire Axl Rose to welcome the customers."
"Due to the impending snowstorm on the east coast The center for Global Warming research will be closed due to blizzard until further notice."
"A man walks into a bar.. he got a beer, waited the responsible 1 hour, and drove home."
"I hate buying from cannibals it always costs an arm and a leg."
"Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't.. Because they're just numbers"
"Why were the Persians attracted to the Anatolian Greeks? Because they were Ionic."
"Women's genitals are a lot like a shed roof If you don't nail it hard enough it will end up next door"
"Shouldn't brothels be called ""hoe-tels""? I apologise for any loss of brain cells caused by this joke..."