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Joke of the Day
"doctor: here's your x-ray me: ew I look ugly in this one delete it take another"
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"What did the Alaska Native's girlfriend say when she broke up with him? *""I'm just not that Inuit.""*"
"Stalk your awful ex on Twitter, Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll. 'Tis the season to be bitter. Troll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll oll."
"Remember the bridge you drive over today was built by the lowest bidder."
"So a man goes to a restaurant and orders some food.. [OC] Man: ""Ugghhh...What the hell is this? There is sand in my paella!!!"" Waiter: ""Si?"""
"What do you call a gay Mexican? a spigot."
"What does a programmer do in the toilet? A log dump!"
"Two parallel lines match on tinder But they never meet!"
"What is Hitler's least favorite drink? Orange Jews"
"That awkward moment when sluts hate on other sluts for being sluts."