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Joke of the Day

"Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice? Because his mind was always on a pellet."

"The people in this ad look 'indie' & remind me of myself. As a consumer this makes me feel good. Now I will purchase all their products"

"What did Donald Trump do before criticizing illegals? He made sure his pools were clean and his lawns were mowed."

"So... I want Ebola cereal... "

"I became a Jew today Only in it for the money."

"An Atheist, a Crossfiter, and a Vegan walk into a bar... ...and everybody knows."

"TREE: [sees christmas tree thru window] who dose he think he is. all dressed up. too good to be outside ANOTHER TREE: be nice, he is dying"

"Knock! Knock!"

"Some subreddits What kind of subreddit dedicates itself to darkness and shadows? No it is not r/shadow [removed]"

"If you could have a superpower, what would you pick? Cold War Russia"