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Joke of the Day
"Why is there all this hate against necromancers? They are just trying to raise a family in peace."
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"North Korea's launch code B A"
"""Call your blonde friend, your black friend & your Asian friend!"" - every cellphone ad ever"
"Why did the military name it's new drone system ""Caitlyn Jenner""? Because it's unmanned"
"What do you call 4 lepers in a Jacuzzi? Oatmeal."
"I refuse to text and drive... I always end up spilling my beer."
"I bet jellyfish are sad that there are no peanut butter fish. No YOU'VE been drinking."
"We live in a world where we have to hide to make love, while violence is practiced in broad daylight."
"Fondly remembering a time when I could wear an over-sized guy's cardigan and still look pretty sexy, now I just look like a crazy bag lady."
"How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.."