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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down-And possibly use a lubricant."

"Dad Joins Facebook DAD: Joined facebook Kids Status Update: DAD on facebook WTF!! DAD Commented: What is WTF? Kid Replied To Him: WELCOME TO FACEBOOK"

"A kid at the park is wearing a Joker shirt, I am going to slowly take my coat off revealing my Batman T and shit is about to get real."

"what did Freud say about an algebraic equation? What you do to one side, you must also do to your mother"

"My wife has been mad at me lately because she says I need to get my priorities straight... I told her we can talk about it after this episode of Spongebob."

"*i sneeze* Atheist: bless u Me: ha! i caught u Atheist: no its just like, an expression Me:*grabbing him by shoulders* u believe in god"

"One-Liner: Jobs growth in the United States is now down to just hair and fingernails."

"Dont take your phones with you when you go to a dentist they have li-ion batteries"

"OMG! I went shopping because I needed a skirt and these earings were on special so I bought four new pairs of shoes!"

"Limits Of Technology A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kickboxing."