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Joke of the Day

"Why did the military name it's new drone system ""Caitlyn Jenner""? Because it's unmanned"

"How Does Moses make Tea? HEBREW it!"

"What did one lesbian pirate say to the other? Scissor me timbers!"

"Whats common between Reddit jokes & Dave ? You never get tired of seeing them again & again ..."

"A-What's up? B(londe)-The ceiling..."

"A dyslexic man.. A Dyslexic man walks into a bra."

"i remember most of the fatalities from mortal kombat 2 but i can never remember which knob turns on my windshield wipers"

"My friend told me this joke about a party host who made his guests line up for juice... I can't seem to remember the entire joke, but all I know is that there was a long punch line."

"Do you kiss your boyfriend with that mouth? No, my boyfriends not gay."

"Vampire was searching the garbage... ...and the man came and asked him... M: what are you doing? V: I am looking for used tampons... M: why? V: My wife is sick, I have to make her some tea!"