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Joke of the Day
"I put a wooden desk and a blackboard in my bedroom. You know, to make it more classy."
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"What is the politically correct term for Mexicans? Human Beans."
"Why don't Jewish mothers drink? Alcohol interferes with their suffering."
"Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."
"""This is NPR."" Yeah, we know. You just spent the past 4 minutes whispering the news over a jazz saxophone solo."
"i bet cough drops were invented before candy, because if they were invented after then they'd be called candy."
"Criminal on the electric chair. The officer asks: Any last wishes? The criminal: Please hold my hand"
"Aging gracefully is like the nice way of saying you're slowly looking worse."
"Quick! Everyone on Facebook is at church! Let's go steal all their shit!"
"What do you call a kid with no legs, no arms and an eyepatch? Names."