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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire, and you keep him warm for the rest of his life."

"Why did GG Allin leave his own concert? Shit hit the fan"

"I don't like public bathrooms because people look at me weird when I fully submerge my penis in urinal water to pee."

"If you never jumped from couch to couch as kid to avoid the lava, then you missed out on childhood."

"How do you fit an elephant in a thimble? You take the ""I"" out of ""thimble"" and the ""F"" out of ""way."""

"I save an average of $5 per tank of gas by filling up at Costco. I'll have enough saved to buy a house in about 1,200 years."

"Mayweather won. That's it, that's the joke."

"Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dre"

"A polio survivor walks into a bar...... Wait I fucked it up."

"I don't trust left handed people They're never right"