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Joke of the Day

"It's weird how british people say lift instead of elevator... Its like my dad saying ""your a disappointment"" instead of ""I love you"""

"What's the difference between a deaf person and an Italian? One talks with his hands and makes goofy noises, and the other one can't hear."

"Can I tell you a joke about the wall? Nevermind you'll never get over it."

"What's the difference between a stadium full of Dallas Cowboys fans, and 90,000 buckets of shit? 90,000 buckets."

"How much does the economist-turned-prostitute charge for a blowjob? $200, possibly more if you account for inflation."

"I wrote a book called My permanently exposed penis'. It's out now."

"Why was Yoda afraid of 7? Because 6, 7 8."

"Be careful, newbies. Twitter changes you. I used to be Puerto Rican, now I'm Irish."

"Did you hear about the monster who lost all his hair in the war? He lost it in a hair raid."

"How do you call a dog with no legs? It does not matter it will not come"