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Joke of the Day

"How do you get down from an Elephant? You don't get down from an elephant, you get down from a duck!"

"How are PCs different from woman? I know how to turn a PC on."

"BREAKING NEWS Paula Deen's snack mix now contains ""Brazil Nuts"""

"I moved to the south, people are different here. I started a conversation with a midget, but had to walk away. He was a little racist."

"A guy calls his boss and asks him: Guy: What's the difference between this morning and your daughter? Boss: I don't know. Guy: I'm not coming in this morning!"

"What do Sea Monsters eat? Fish and SHIPS!"

"What do a call a blonde that dyes her hair brown? Artificial Intelligence."

"Michael Rosen walks into a bar... And he just fell over and died."

"Does this subreddit like jokes about sodium? ""Na"""

"Your mum is soooo Dark that when she puts lipstick on she looks like... Knight Rider!"