180
Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend is great in bed... But I don't know how my best friend would know that."
Next Joke
"How are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? They keep blowing and blowing until they end up on a fence in Wyoming."
"People judge public housing, but it's cheap and your neighbors sell you drugs so I'm not sure I see the problem..."
"How many birds can play tic-tac-toe? Toucan"
"Computer: Do you trust this device? Me: Why? Is there something you're not telling me?"
"Hi, I'm hosting a charity disco & raffle next Saturday 29nd September, to raise money for people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come let me know."
"*caches football thrown from off screen* ""Are you having problems with slow interne*video starts buffering*"
"Why are Americans so bad at MOBA games (League of Legends, Dota, Heroes of the storm, etc.)? They can't defend towers."
"Do you know what is 4 inches in length, 2 inches in diameter, and drives women fucking crazy? An empty toilet paper roll."
"Why didn't the vegan gamble at the meat raffle? Didn't want a brisket"