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Joke of the Day

"Human Cannonball Following the tragic death of the human cannonball at the local fair, a spokesman said, ""We'll struggle to get another man of his calibre""."

"Why did the girl fall out of the swing? Because she has no arms"

"A Jewish lawyer lost his job He celebrated the occasion with a disbar-mitzvah"

"A cop pulled me over and said ""papers"" I said ""scissors, I win!"" and drove off."

"What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? See you next month"

"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."

"2 Dragons walk into a bar.. 2 Dragons walk into a bar; ""its hot in here"" one of them says, the other says ""shut your mouth!""."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Funeral Home Barbie ...complete with hearse coffin and kicky little shroud"

"I'm giving up spray deodorants for the new year Roll on 2017"

"I feel like life would be so much more enjoyable if punching bags and pinatas were strategically placed throughout the day"