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Joke of the Day

"""Excellent choice, sir. And what temperature would you like me to microwave your steak to?"" - The Honest Applebees Server"

"I just put a bunch of lipstick up my butt. (NSFW) I've suddenly realized that makeup sex is highly overrated."

"What is Hitler's phone number? 999-999-999"

"My gf was a virgin until recently ;) Too bad I still am."

"Do you think Reese Witherspoon calls her kids Reese's Pieces cause I hope so."

"I will never be okay with how Michael is spelled."

"Gypsy marathon: runs to a lake, swims, bikes back"

"Why have sumo wrestlers began shaving their legs? They were getting tired of being mistaken for feminists"

"TIFU by being a dyslexic bus driver Whoops, wrong bus"

"Did you hear the joke about the blind prostitute? ...You really gotta hand it to her."