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Joke of the Day

"What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning."

"Two antenna's fell in love and got married. The actual wedding wasn't that good but the reception was excellent."

"My friend Gerund is from Ingland."

"What is a baby's favorite Fall Out Boy song? Thanks For The Mammaries"

"I am allergic to fire Everytime I touch it I get burned"

"[ouija board] Who are you? *board begins spelling* G-R-E-E-N--M-A-R-I-O What the -- a Luigi Board?! W-A-H-O-O--I-T-S-A--M-E"

"Why are lesbian prostitutes so wealthy? They make money hand over fist"

"Do babies know they're stupid?"

"If you give a developer a cookie... they'll tell you why it's really better to use local storage."

"You may call it ""alcohol abuse"" but I've never heard alcohol complain."