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Joke of the Day
"What do you call in-flight pilot training? Air conditioning."
Next Joke
"What did the fisherman from Boston say to the magician? Pick a cod, any cod!"
"What's worse than an unfinished joke?"
"How do you cure the bird flu versus swine flu? One you use tweetment and the other, oinkment"
"That thin line between ""I should tweet that"" or ""I should talk to my therapist about that""..."
"The fastest way to get your kids to shut up is to ask them a question you want answered."
"What's the difference between fat and cholesterol you don't wake up with a cholesterol"
"My first girlfriend, a beautiful blonde woman, left me after the first date She asked me what was my hobby and I said penetration testing"
"How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn? Paint one of them black; the others will move away."
"My dream car is shaq wearing heelys holding me up by my hips like simba"