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Joke of the Day
"What do cheese and cancer have in common? Americans put it everywhere!"
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"What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them!"
"I fucked a fat woman in an elevator once It was wrong on so many levels"
"Why did the blind driver have no hands? He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour"
"No, 2013, you were not the worst year. But thank you for trying."
"Who should of gotten asphalt? Cleopatra."
"Policewoman: Anything you say can and will be held against you. Driver: Boobs."
"My friend really changed onced she decided to be a vegetarian It's like I've never known herbivore"
"I like my coffee the way I like my women... ... Pale and weak."
"Landlocked countries with beach volleyball teams: who do you think you're fooling?"