31674
Joke of the Day
"No, 2013, you were not the worst year. But thank you for trying."
Next Joke
"What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch? Fowl ball."
"*gets pulled over by police* *shows a little skin* Officer: ""Who's skin is that? Please step out of the vehicle sir."""
"Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils? She was cross eyed."
"What did the handless box get for hristmas? Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened it yet."
"An accountant who disappears with all his client's money is a math magician."
"Why doesn't Santa have any children? Because he only comes once a year, and it's always down the chimney."
"Just realized all my tweets are about my genitals . Time to change the subject. Do you believe in aliens ? If so , do they have genitals?"
"I left my Adderral in my Ford Fiesta I came back to a Ford Focus"
"Don't forget about bald guys living vicariously through their beards."