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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about having sex with 25 yr olds? There's 20 of them!"
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"When is a Jewish fetus considered a human being? When it graduates from medical school"
"Creed is Alter Bridge with a stapp infection."
"Everyone says to do a job you love. So i bet suicide bombers always have a blast."
"Celebrating christmas in another country, santa leaves a chicken cutlet in my boot. ""Is that good?"" No one will make eye contact with me."
"A redditor posts a joke about a double entendre looking for upvotes. He never gets any."
"i woke up my girlfriend with oral sex... ....she almost choked and is now mad :("
"Thanks to this huge spider web I just walked into, we can now add the neighbors to the list of people that have seen me naked."
"People ask me, ""Matt, how do you do it?"" , ""Matt, what's your secret?"" , ""Matt, why do you make up imaginary interview questions?"""
"What do u call a greedy lesbian? Bush hog."