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Joke of the Day

"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. ... ... But graphing is where I draw the line!"

"Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. Thestewardess looked at them and said, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrionper passenger is allowed."""

"Whenever a woman says ""how are you different from other men?"" I normally respond with ""I'm fucking hilarious."" @MaleHonesty86"

"Why can't you ever trust a cat? Because they are always lion"

"[1st date] WAITER: and how would you like your steak, miss? HER: definitely not wooden *winks across table* DRACULA: *just glares at her*"

"Did you hear about the iguana that couldn't change colour? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why? She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation."

"Knock knock? 1 Who's there? 2 Allah 1 Allah who? 2 ALLAHU ACKBAR"

"Christianity: One woman's lie about having an affair that got seriously out of hand."

"I'd just like to thank my English teacher for defining the word Many' for me. It means a lot."