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Joke of the Day

"I'll do algebra, I'll do trigonometry, I'll even do statistics. ... ... But graphing is where I draw the line!"

"Why is acne better than a catholic priest? At least acne waits till a kid is 14 to come on his face."

"Why can't you see Hippos hiding in trees? Because they're good at it."

"What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves? raisin bran"

"Guy: ""Do you have a lighter?"" Me: ""Yep"" Guy: ""You smoke?"" Me: ""No, you just never know when you're gonna need to light someone on fire."""

"How can you tell which lesbian in the relationship does the cooking? Neither, they both eat out."

"One day, my mother barged into my room and screamed, ""Turn off that gangsta rap music!"" I was listening to Lecrae..."

"Waiting for the bus joke A girl calls her boyfriend: ""Where are you??"" ""I'm waiting for the bus!"" ""Hurry!!!"" ""Ok honey, I'll wait faster!"""

"If I was a real superhero I'd be Constipation Man. And stop shit from happening."

"How does a black man win Father of the year?NSFW He pays for the abortion."