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Joke of the Day

"Whenever a woman says ""how are you different from other men?"" I normally respond with ""I'm fucking hilarious."" @MaleHonesty86"

"Why was the beach wet? Because the sea-weed."

"What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots."

"What do you call a sea creature that murders people? A Serial Kriller."

"Father is talking with his son DAD: Whaddya got there, son? SON: Soy milk. DAD: Hola milk, soy tu padre."

"A vegan, a cross fitter and an engineer walk into a bar No they didn't, they couldn't decide who got to tell the bouncer at the door what they do."

"A Jew walks into a BAR.. Passes."

"While texting a girl she told me ""I'm board"" so I stopped seeing her. I wasn't offended. I just don't date wood. Or people who can't spell."

"Who are the fastest readers in the world? New Yorkers. Some can go through 110 stories in 5 seconds"

"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."