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Joke of the Day

"Two vultures boarded an airplane, each carrying two dead raccoons. Thestewardess looked at them and said, ""I'm sorry, gentlemen, only one carrionper passenger is allowed."""

"Why was the Easter Egg so happy? He just got laid by some chick!"

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never had a garbanzo bean on my face."

"How do gingers make friends? No seriously, im getting lonely."

"I've always wanted to be the best dead person ever But the competition is stiff."

"People are making apocalypse posts likes there's no tomorrow."

"What denomination are the coins in Super Mario Bros? They're dollar coins, because a quarter is two bits, which means a dollar is 8 bits."

"I asked a poor pirate why he had a seagull on his shoulder instead of a proper parrot. ""Arrrr...it were on sail.'"

"What sound does a bouncing plane make? Boeing boeing boeing"

"As I was about 3/4 of the way through the Fallout 4 campaign, I began to notice something strange... ."