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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock? 1 Who's there? 2 Allah 1 Allah who? 2 ALLAHU ACKBAR"
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"My boss asked me to put two pieces of wood together. I totally nailed it."
"Capitalization... Capitalization is the difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse and helping your uncle jack off a horse."
"Hi everyone, I'd like to announce that I'm dating my very first professional model... she's a 'before' model, can't wait to see how she'll turn out!"
"My Dad says that the soda can is half empty.... We call him Pepsimistic."
"Ellen Pao stole my bike Who else could it have been"
"dog: i saw u out there me: what? dog: i saw u pet the neighbor dog me: i was just dog: did u rub his belly? DID U ASK IF HE WAS A GOOD BOY?"
"Florida mom delivers 14-pound baby after surprise pregnancy . Florida?? NO PART of this story surprises me."
"Ramadan Putting the slim in Muslim."
"If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day 365 days a year why are there locks on the doors?"