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Joke of the Day
"Knock knock? 1 Who's there? 2 Allah 1 Allah who? 2 ALLAHU ACKBAR"
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"People usually say I make bad jokes. I tell them I'm not their parents."
"Following my vasectomy my urologist told me to return with a sample after I had ejaculated 40 times Ok Doc. See you tomorrow morning!"
"How do bunny rabbits like their beer brewed? With lots of hops!"
"A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, ""I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion allowed per passenger."""
"wife: know what today is? me: yep wife: on 2 together: 1, 2 wife: Happy Anniver.. me: 3 MONTHS UNTIL.. wife:..sary me: wife: me: ..Santa"
"What do you call a religious bird? A bird of prey."
"Life without bacon is meaning less... That's why we can kill the jews."
"What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? The guy who gave it to the pitbull."
"I used to have a Viagra addiction. It was the hardest part of my life."