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Joke of the Day

"What's the most popular white wine All Lives Matter"

"What do you call a group of men in a flying car having unsatisfying sexual intercourse with a single woman because they feel sorry for her? A shitty pity gangbang."

"What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other? Irene"

"Why did the chicken run out into traffic? To get to the other side."

"Q: How does a blonde part their hair? A1: (Action of scissoring legs apart) A2: By doing the splits."

"Job Interview I went for a job interview as a blacksmith yesterday. He said, ""Have you ever shoed a horse?"" I said, ""No, but I've told a donkey to fuck off."""

"Chuck Norris was at an interview ... And he ended up giving the guy head but didn't give him the job."

"If you walk into a room that's empty except for a clown doll sitting in a chair at a tiny table, you're probably about to be murdered."

"When did the gay atheist become religious and started praying? When the gunman walked into the club he was in and started shooting and the doors were locked."

"There's only way we can end this; we have to kill the head Wayans."