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"I'm addicted to Soap But I'm clean now"
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"A man walks into a library and asks the Mexican librarian which section would have information about Guppies. The librarian answers... ""Microfiche""."
"What hairstyle does Christopher Nolan get at the barber? A director's cut"
"I don't care how old you are, the only safe way to guarantee the monster under the bed doesn't grab you is to use the run and jump method."
"I can't understand why people say my girlfriend's legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainly don't match."
"Threading the hook... Are those fishermen that are good with their hands, wrangling the worm -- called Master Baiters ? Boom-boom"
"If my wife made whiskey, I'd love her still."
"What do you do when a blonde girl throws a grenade at you You pull the pin and throw it back"
"Hey airplane designers, why don't the people who pick the number of windows talk to the people who pick the number of rows?"
"Listen auto-correct, I've never tweeted about a duck. But I've tweeted the word fuck over 2648 times. Smart phone my ass."