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Joke of the Day

"Captain: You're suspended. Turn in ur badge and gun. [he does, but immediately grows a new badge and gun] Godammit, u were born to be a cop."

"Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best? I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK."

"Just found out Cuba Gooding Jr is not from Cuba, but from New York. Leave it to a big name celebrity to be a huge liar"

"Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree? Ruff Bark"

"A Martini is like a woman's breast... One is not enough, and three is too many."

"Kristen Stew@rt is apologizing for ""everything she has done"", which I'm assuming includes the Twilight series."

"Why did the stripper need more insurance? She had little to no coverage."

"What's the difference between a paedophile and a roller coaster? You have to be a over 5ft to ride a roller coaster"

"*forgets to talk to friends for 4 weeks*"

"I dropped my phone in the bath Now it's syncing."