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Joke of the Day
"Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments."
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"How do you think the unthinkable? With an itheburg."
"I enjoy reenacting the Crucifixion during sex. People call me sacrilegious. I tell them I'm only religious in the sack."
"A time traveler. Knock knock. Who's there?"
"what do you get when you put a roofie in lemonade? Lemonlaid."
"Alcohol: Giving you the ambition to do anything, while simultaneously taking away your capability to do so."
"What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses."
"Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler."
"Don't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."
"How do you make a dead baby float? Nail a piece of styrofoam to its head."