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Joke of the Day
"Looks like my prof is giving black friday deals too 50% off late assignments."
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"A duck walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a beer. The bartender says ""cash or credit ?""... ...the ducks says ""put it on my bill""."
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"Books vs. Mexicans Q: What do books have that Mexicans don't? A: Papers."
"What's the difference between tuna, a piano, and a pot of glue? You can tune a piano, but you can't piano a tuna!"
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"It's a fact, taller people sleep longer in bed."
"What is the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine? Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine."
"Whatever you do in life, always give 100%...unless you're donating blood..."