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Joke of the Day
"I heard about this new sex position that I really want to try. It's called: With another person."
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"I had a debate with myself about masturbation... ... On one hand it's feels good. And on the other it feels great!"
"There's no mirrors in this self checkout?!?"
"I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"
"cows are pretty nice to us considering that we eat them"
"*calls hotel front desk* ""Hi is the stuff in the mini bar free?"" No sir, you will be billed for any- ""Someone robbed my mini bar"""
"What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting? Octopied"
"How is Billy Cosby like Santa Claus? They both come when you are sleeping"
"its ok to feel weird in the grocery store. you are surrounded by stuff that is going to move through strangers bodies"
"What did one ape say to the the other ape? ""What did one ape say to the other ape. """