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Joke of the Day
"There's no mirrors in this self checkout?!?"
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"Have you heard of the new movie ""constipation""? It hasn't came out yet"
"""There won't be humans in 500 years. Enough people choke themselves when they jerk off we gave it a name. We ain't a species made to last."""
"I asked Santa for something to wear and something to play with... He brought me a pair of trousers with holes in the pockets. Merry Christmas everyone!"
"Everyone has a friend who laughs funnier than he jokes."
"What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama? Too soon."
"i have two wives and i take care of them both equally and love them both equally. ain't that bigamy?"
"What was a poor Roman citizen's favorite breakfast? Fruity Plebbles."
"I'm a really down to earth guy because, you know, gravity."
"Zoos shouldn't have realistic sculptures of animals. I'm not that smart, people."