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Joke of the Day

"I recently bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I dunno what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day!"

"Chinese Joke Got my blood results today turns out my blood type is A negative. My dad is going to kill me"

"Why did Ginger go to the psych ward? Ginger snaps"

"What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables? I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up."

"I buy vodka alone, people give me the ""Enough Vodka?"" look. I buy vodka with 4 kids, people give me the ""Are you sure that's ENOUGH?"" look."

"I walked out naked one time and she's like wtf. And I'm like this is how god made me! And she's like no that's how beer and tacos made you."

"What's six feet tall, black and screaming? Stevie Wonder, answering the Iron."

"What's the difference between a whore and Nickleback? A whore doesn't always suck cock."

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? A megasoreass"

"What's the best thing about 12yr old girl in the shower Slick her hair back and she looks like an 11yr old boy"