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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an area where an Octopus is sitting? Octopied"
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"How do you confuse an idiot? To get to the other side!"
"Knock Knock.. Who's there? Razor. Razor who? Razor hands it's the police. I need friends."
"How many Hillary Clinton fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Hillary Clinton fans prefer to stay in the dark."
"Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!"
"A guy gets a phone call from a girls he likes. She says ""Come over, nobody's home!"" So he goes over, and nobody's home."
"How does a West Virginia husband tell if his wife is on the rag? (NSFW) He sucks his son's dick to see if it tastes like shit."
"Stupid cats, can't even YOLO"
"What animals do you bring to bed? Your calves."
"Last weekend my dad caught me smoking a cigarette and for punishment made me smoke until I puked. This weekend I made sure he caught me in bed with my girlfriend."