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Joke of the Day

"I had a debate with myself about masturbation... ... On one hand it's feels good. And on the other it feels great!"

"What did Anna Freud let her underwear show? It was a Freudian slip"

"What's the most eco friendly subreddit? /r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage."

"I met the woman of my dreams playing Pokemon GO then she got hit by a car."

"Ever heard of the blind gynecologist? He could read lips"

"TEXTATIONSHIP: a person that texts you all the time but never makes an effort to see you."

"Did you hear about the alligator who couldn't get a hard-on? He had a reptile dysfunction."

"Why was the Mathematician frowned upon? He was a chronic math-debater"

"Study shows 1 out of 3 people are unfaithful to their partner. I wonder if it's my girlfriend or my wife..."

"*robbing a bank with a chainsaw* Me: GIVE ME ALL Y- Teller: WHAT M: GIVE ME THE MONEY T: SIR YOU CAN'T HAVE THAT IN HERE M: WHAT"