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Joke of the Day

"We are the sand. The wind will blow us. The ocean will beat us. Life is a beach."

"my dick was in the guinness book of world records. then the librarian told me to take it out"

"I went to buy a 'Where's Wally?' book today but couldn't find one anywhere. Well played, Wally. Well played."

"What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?"

"Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable."

"President George W. Bush was once informed that 4 Brazilian soldiers were killed in Iraq. He responded, ""How many is a brazilian?"""

"Whenever I get a message that begins with ""Hey Stranger"" I know I'm about to be asked for a favor by someone I don't want to help."

"An old joke which could use a new punchline. What time is it? Time for you to get a new ________ (not watch)"

"""Weather on the 1s, Traffic on the 3s, We Hate You on the 2s, 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s, 10s, 11s, and 12s."""

"Won a time machine on Ebay. Disappointed when I received a clock."