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Joke of the Day
"Have you heard about the invention of the white board It's remarkable."
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"What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out? Oven mitts."
"""And that's the last time I ever pet a lion"", said Tom, offhandedly."
"What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse."
"Australians have the strongers forearms... since due to their geographical location they have to walk on their hands."
"What do you get if you cross a monster with a flea? Lots of very worried dogs."
"What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!"
"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."
"What's the best thing about being the 'third-wheel' for your friends in relationships? Nothing. It always fucking sucks."
"When I was little I told my mom, ""when I grow up I want to be a magician."" ... She said to me, ""you can't do both!"""