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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I get a message that begins with ""Hey Stranger"" I know I'm about to be asked for a favor by someone I don't want to help."

"How much do you want to bet that the inventor of the Lazy Susan has an ex-wife named Susan?"

"What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree? A sanitary owl"

"""I'm a vegetarian but I eat fish."" - People who don't get how definitions work."

"""You can't tell me what to do! I do what I want!""- toddlers, teenagers and US congress"

"Name a country that doesn't have a letter ""A"". JEPEN LOL"

"Magician walking down the street A magician is walking down a street, he then turns into a grocery store."

"wooden leg named smith My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith. So I asked him ""What was the name of his other leg?"""

"I am a virtuous woman, that's why I cost more!"

"What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree? (X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!"