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Joke of the Day

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"Why should you never trust an atom? Because they make up everything.."

"jokes jokes What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? About 45 pounds. What's the differece between a husband and a boyfriend? 45 minutes"

"Whats the difference between a priest and acne? One waits till you're 14 before coming on your face."

"Insult me with your BEST, most offensive , crude insults you can think of! Let's see who can make me cry, and rethink continuing living!"

"So Chad Kroeger was just diagnosed with a vocal cyst... I guess that's what the doctor can call nickleback."

"Fun fact: The average fight between men lasts 30 seconds. The average fight between women lasts 30 years."

"I thought I'd tell you a good time travel joke... but you didn't like it."

"How do you calm down a grammar Nazi? There they're their..."

"I saw this farmer milking a baby cow and I thought to myself ""How could anybody stoop that low?"""