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Joke of the Day

"""Weather on the 1s, Traffic on the 3s, We Hate You on the 2s, 4s, 5s, 6s, 7s, 8s, 9s, 10s, 11s, and 12s."""

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"How do you know if a guy was in the Navy SEALs? Don't worry, he'll tell you."
"Kim Kardashian just had a miscarriage... Her next show is going to be called 'Mopping Up After A Kardashian'"
"What do animal poachers do in their spare time? They go clubbing."
"My parents haven't called with a computer problem in 48 hours. I'm sending my brother over there to check on them."
"Mosquitoes are whores. They suck on everyone who goes near them."
"I'll bet the first ever drive thru window resulted in an incredible amount of broken glass."
"What is the area at the Danish/German border called? The DaneGer zone! I'll show myself out."
"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after a night of sex? ..ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"""Yogurt!"" Gurt: ""Yes?"""