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Joke of the Day
"What idiot called it the Police/Fire Department Headquarters and not GUNS 'N HOSES?"
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"A old saying. Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity."
"I got spam from someone named ""Amishguy."" I wonder how fast his windmill had to turn in order for him to email me like that."
"Why are so many people in San Francisco homeless? They can't afford an apartment because they only make 50 grand per year."
"A man wearing transparent underwear walked into a psychiatrist's office The psychiatrist said, ""I can see you're nuts"""
"What's blue and sits on the toilet? A policeman doing his duty!"
"Scientists have discovered... That left handed people are significantly more likely to finish exams than people with no hands."
"What do you do if a black man is harassing you? Tell his owner."
"What's the name of the operation to change a woman into a man? Addadictomy."
"I'm sorry, all I hear is your perfume"